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C. 149. addicted; tv shows and hot guys. manipulative goddess. you're wrong to think you know me. ♥
"IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW OTHERS LOOK AT ME, IT'S ABOUT HOW I LOOK AT MYSELF."
C. 149. addicted; tv shows and hot guys. manipulative goddess. you're wrong to think you know me. ♥
"IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW OTHERS LOOK AT ME, IT'S ABOUT HOW I LOOK AT MYSELF."
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”
“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don’t exercise at all.”
“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”“Forty-four,” she replied.
44?! Whattt.
:O
NO STICKS FOR ME. Thou shall not smoke. AGAIN :| SCAAARY.
44????
44 ?! watcha ?!
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SHE’S 44? FFFF.
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Now, STOP smoking! My mum looks way younger than this woman.
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Oh dear. HAHAHA :))
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hah, she’s younger than my mom.
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:O ; Omg, that’s like my mom’s age.
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44 ?! watcha ?!
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WTF really? Noooo *_*
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